You’re getting ready for a fight. What song are you listening to?
An audio book on How To Successfully Throat Punch Your Enemies.

Favorite food? 
Chili, but it must have meat in it. Vegetarian Chili is just soup and only communists eat it.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve ever done at a bar? 
This list is long; Took acid, drank tequila, and sang karaoke?

What is your high school crush doing now? 
Still not talking to me.

Do you have any tattoos? If so, do you regret any of them? 
I have two, a 4-leaf Clover and the Statue of Liberty. My daughters names are Clover and Liberty and I like them a lot.

What celebrity are you most embarrassed to admit you find attractive? 
I’m not embarrassed about any of the women I like, however my fascination with Nora Odonell is borderline obsessive.

What is your favorite cereal? 
Cereal isn’t food. Can’t eat the stuff, plus most tasty cereal tear up the roof of your mouth.

What word grosses you out?
Headcheese. Everything about headcheese sucks.

Do you believe in aliens? 
Not only do I believe in aliens I’m 99% convinced that most people that have plastic surgery are aliens. At least they look alien to me.

Favorite Hog artists: 
Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane’s Addiction