Jocks

Name:  Lora Story

Position: On-Air Host

Aliases: The Brunette ball basher

Hometown: Janesville, WI

Favorite color:This question is stupid, I refuse to answer it.

What do you hate:  When people tell me to smile.  Listen, I'm not a cheerleader or a sales woman for
            teeth. Get off my back.  Give me some cheese curds and a back rub, we'll see about the smiling.

What you look for in the opposite sex: I can't stand fake, and I can smell it a mile away.  Give me
            funny and honest.  Must love the Brewers, watch Predator with me a minimum of 300 times a
            year and be able to do a reasonably kick ass keg stand.  Also, be able to take a punch. 

Hobbies and Interesting facts:  I breed hairless cats, invented tartar sauce, Andre the Giant is my step-
            dad, I can make minute rice in 30 seconds and can run a 60 second mile. I can and will eat your
            face off.  Don't worry, I'll be nice about it. I am after all...a lady. 

How do you seek revenge?  After an atrocious break up a good friend told me advice I still live by to this
            day.  "The best revenge is to go out, move on and excel at every single thing you do."    Once
            you're truly happy, no one can touch you.

How would you describe your on-air personality?  If Tyler Durden, a bucket of ball sweat and 200
            ninjas had a baby with Lara Croft and then that baby somehow became a radio personality, that
            would be right about where I am.  It's not for everyone, I get that.  But I didn't get into radio by
            being someone else and I won't start now.  What you can count on is that I care about making you
            laugh, that is why I come to work every day.  That and the cookies in the lobby.

At what moment did the universe come together and you knew you wanted to get into radio?  When
            I was working at Hooters and a morning show host said "You're funny, you want to come on my
            show?"  A year later I was producing the show and that was 12 years ago.  It doesn't happen
            often, and I'm very aware of how lucky I am.

What is your guilty pleasure song, movie and television show? Ugh.  I really don't want to admit these.
            Song: T'Pau heart and soul
            Movie:  Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion
            TV Show: Jersey Shore.

Pirates or Ninjas... GO!:  Don't be dumb.  Ninjas are catlike and destroy faces.  Pirates are glorified
            hobo's with wooden teeth and scurvy. 

Your five dream Jeopardy categories:I don't understand this question because I've never watched
            Jeopardy. I will tell you a good story about Wheel of Fortune though.  I was interviewing Pat
            Sajak once and since I had never watched his show either, I did the entire interview in
            character.  The character was rude and obnoxious.  He played along with everything until I asked
            him if he ever hit White in the pink.  He hung up.  I felt bad afterward until I watched his show
            and realized it sucked. More like Wheel of Boredom.

If you could be anyone else in the world who would you be?  I would be someone very wealthy and
            very famous. But not for the typical reasons people would want to be in that position.  Wealth
            gives you ability and power and being famous gives you attention and access.  I would use both
            to change the world.  Educate about health, poverty, animal cruelty. There is so much
            information that is accessible but not being shared. People need to know.  Someone needs to do
            it.   I would use it to show and change and speak and evolve.  I wish more people in those
            positions would do so.  Instead of getting their bush vajazzled and bleaching their buttholes.